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06-28-2008, 11:39 AM
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FK Big B
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by satheesh
M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain..... .
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute..
"Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell to you?"
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".
"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"
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Ennittum Satheesh Engineer aayi ennu kelkkumpol???  |
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06-28-2008, 11:45 AM
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FK Lover
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 2,396
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff
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 ayyoo chirichu chirichu oru paruvamaayi |
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06-28-2008, 07:39 PM
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FK Citizen
Join Date: Mar 2007
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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower..
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference:The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father:A banker provided by nature.
Boss:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic:Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
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06-28-2008, 11:23 PM
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FK Citizen
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: DUBAI, Kochi
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06-28-2008, 11:25 PM
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FK Citizen
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: DUBAI, Kochi
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There was a dumb Asian lady married to an English gentleman
and they lived in London.
The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but somehow managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs.
She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, she lifted up her skirt to show him her thighs.
The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted.
The lady got what she wanted. The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some bananas.
So she brought her husband to the store.... What did she do? Scroll down * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * What are you thinking?? HellOOOOOOOOOOOO, Her husband speaks English..... !!! Now get back to your work. |
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06-28-2008, 11:28 PM
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FK Thampuran
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff
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Chirichu pandaaramadangi...  |
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06-28-2008, 11:36 PM
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FK Lover
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Kolathunadu
Posts: 4,733
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Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea.
kannur.entegramam.gov.in
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06-28-2008, 11:36 PM
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FK Citizen
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: DUBAI, Kochi
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Balaramante nattukarude Buddhi..
UK-irelandil sambavichathu
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06-28-2008, 11:38 PM
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FK Citizen
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: DUBAI, Kochi
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upload aakunnilla..pinnedu uploadaam.. |
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06-29-2008, 10:17 AM
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FK Kavayithri
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: American Junction
Posts: 15,173
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Quote:
Originally Posted by satheesh
There was a dumb Asian lady married to an English gentleman
and they lived in London
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The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but somehow managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs.
She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, she lifted up her skirt to show him her thighs.
The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted.
The lady got what she wanted.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some bananas.
So she brought her husband to the store....
What did she do?
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What are you thinking??
HellOOOOOOOOOOOO,
Her husband speaks English..... !!!
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aiyo chirichhu chathhe
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