The ExamSardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
Oye, I am only following the instructions 'Answer in brief'.
Advanced CountryA Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.
Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.
He takes him to a forest.
Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
Bill: more...more...more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
Bill: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones.
Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in
India
Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Bill to
a forest.
Sardarji : Dig it. Bill does.
Sardarji : more...more...m.?l. Bill goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. Bill tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything? Bill : No, there is nothing here.
Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have
WIRELESS!!
The RaceOnce, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane.
Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled.
They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped.
Using the turban he slowly floated down.
Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently.
Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out. Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground.
He passed by the Hindu who said - " May Bhagwan help you".
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled.
So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let go of his turban.