A female TV reporter from RTE went to interview Seamus Feeney, a farmer from Galway, about Mad Cow Disease.
She : " Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the reasons behind Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason ? "
Seamus stared at the reporter and said, " Do you know that the bull rides the cow only once a year ? "
The Lady (getting embarrassed ): " Well sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this
phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease ? "
Seamus : " Well now Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four times a day ? "
The Lady : " Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point ? "
The Farmer : " I'm getting to the point, Madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your **** four times a day and only riding you once a year, wouldn't you get mad yourself ? "
The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied straight immediately on the face.
Kuttappan one day returned late from school and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".
Kuttappan answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".
Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Kuttappan on
his face.
His dad explained Kuttapan that this robot is special in that he can detect
a lie and will then slap the person who lied .
His father then told him now come on tell me the truth, " Why are you late?"
"Dad I went for a movie",
" Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments",
Splatt Kuttappan got a tight slap on the face from the robot.
" No dad honest I went for the movie S.E.X Queen."
"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful
things."
Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.
Hearing all this, Kuttappans mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying, "Athu pinne enginnenaa, ningalude monealle?" ( After all he is your son, he will be like you), to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Kuttappans mothers face.
Manmohan Singh, George W. Bush, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia Gandhi were traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Sonia and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking: “This guy (Bush) is all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him”.
Aishwarya is thinking: “Bush must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.”
Bush is thinking: “Damn it! Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she thought it was me and slapped me.”
Manmohan Singh is thinking: “If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.”
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